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The dreams of a male dummy (8) Massachusetts Senate Election

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Friend: “Hi, wise guy, what’s going on with the Massachusetts senate election?  Is it the beginning of the end of health reform? ”

I: “Well, I can offer a different scenario.  May I?”

F: “Sure, wise guy!  The country needs you.  The world needs your brain.”

I: “The Senate bill that passed won’t go anywhere now.  And, the President now has a very good excuse to back off this campaign promise.  He, the entire country, and even the entire world, can now focus on the economics recovery/job creation.”

F: “So, you mean, the President or/and democrats have planned this?!”

I: “I don’t think so. But, you may say God blesses America. He might have planned this.”

F: “ I thought your friend, Obama, was a very smart guy.”

I: “He might be very intelligent.  Before he acted on the health reform bill, he chatted with me, asking my input.  I told him one thing at a time.  I told him if he and actually the entire country was trying to address economic recovery/job creation and health reform simultaneously, the second meltdown would be a sure thing, and it would occur much sooner.”

F: “How did you try to persuade him?”

I: “I told him I had planned to have two wives since I was a teen. But, I was smart enough not to marry two girls at same time, because I knew no two girls would agree unless both of them were dumb.  You know my taste; I could not stand to live with a dummy, let alone with two.  You are the President, and constitutionally I should trust you. Let me tell you my secret, please don’t tell anyone yet.  I have started to marry second wife. ”   

 

Bang!  Bang!  I was outside the bed.  And, my beloved wife was screaming: “What !? You are gonna marry another woman!

I: “Listen to me.  You have been too busy.  I’ll make sure she will be a very good domestic helper. ”

My beloved wife: “I’ll give you a good news, wise guy.  There is a basement under the floor!

Note: Bold words are not expressed in a dream.

 

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