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The dreams of a male dummy (15) 2010 Oscar

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       --- Biggest loser at the Oscar night

Friend:   “In the good old days, I saw Elizabeth Taylor at every Oscar night.  I miss her very much!”

I:            “Good old days!  Back then, we weren’t good old guys, but just bad young kids.”

F:           “I think I was good then.”

I:             “I think you were good at collecting movie star pictures!”

......

The program was proceeding to the “best actress” announcement.

I:            “Do you know who is the biggest loser at the Oscar night?”

F:          “Tom Cruise, since he hasn’t been nominated for any  category.  And now, he might just be phased out of the movie industry.”

I:            “I have a different opinion.  As you said, Tom hasn’t gotten any nomination, so he didn’t lose anything at the Oscar night.  However, Meryl Streep has been

               nominated sixteen times, and lost fourteen times.  So, I think she is the biggest loser at the Oscar night. ”

F:          Elizabeth Taylor has had eight marriages, and is single now.  Is she the biggest celebrity loser at marriage?”

I:            “Yes, I definitely agree with you.  You are getting better now.  I  know you have  been her fan.  Let me tell you that, a couple of days ago, I read a very

               interesting article about  her, ‘Elizabeth Taylor is now available.’ ”

 

Bang! Bang! I was outside the bed. And, my beloved wife was Screaming:

"Elizabeth Taylor is what!? She could be your grandma, you know!  But I don’t  think she would have any reason to adopt you.”

 

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